Saturday, 16 May 2009

And All That Jazz

Man, I think I might like jazz if it wasn't such a wank.  Where to start?  The fact that every song is dedicated to someone who has profoundly influenced the jazzer's life (and most of them are sadly no longer with us), the repeated introductions to every member of the band (who are all geniuses by the way), the solos that go on and on and on and on, that every song has a title even though if there are lyrics they're just 'bup bup bedoop boopedy doop bup bup bup', or ... is it just the hats and jazz-tarts that adorn everyone's head?


Anonymous said...

Yes! Finally someone has come out and said it. Jazz blows. Anyone who uses the words "stunning improvisation" or "passionate percussionist" around me gets a taste of standard issue PR-24 nightstick.

Anonymous said...

Huberts Homebrew Only 2 kinds of people in this world, those who like Jazz, and those who don't.