Tuesday, 16 March 2010

Anyone up for a little Surf'n'Turf action???

    WALSH(To the Duke) I'm gonna have the steak. How about you, John?
    THE DUKE  I'm not hungry.
    WALSH   Well, then, get the lobster so I can get a little surf-and-turf action goin'. 
  • Bale and Whale
  • Bark and Shark (Korea)
  • Beef and Reef
  • Bell and Shell
  • Camel and Channel
  • Charolais and Botany Bay
  • Cud and Cod
  • Cuds and Suds
  • Dear and Spear
  • Flounder and 1/4 Pounder
  • Foal and Shoal
  • Gallop and Scallop
  • Gammon and Salmon
  • Goat and Moat
  • Grain and Drain
  • Ham and Clam
  • Hay and Spray
  • Hoof and Hook
  • Horn and Prawn
  • Kesp and Kelp (for vegans)
  • Kid and Squid
  • Lamb and Clam
  • Loam and Foam
  • Moose and Sleuce
  • Muscle and Mussel
  • Mutton and Gold Button
  • Paddock and Haddock
  • Porker and Orca
  • Quail and Sail
  • Ravine and River?
  • Rib and Jib
  • Seal and Reel
  • Shank and Tank
  • Shin and Fin
  • Ship and Shore
  • Skippy and Pippi
  • Snapper and Alpaca
  • Snout and Trout
  • Sod and Cod
  • Spam and Clam
  • Steak and Flake
  • Steak and Lake
  • Surf and Turf
  • Swine and Brine
  • Swine and Estuarine
  • Tail and Scale
  • Trotter and Otter
  • Udder and Rudder
  • Veal and Seal
  • Venison and Fort Denison
  • Vet and Net (Roadkill with Sardines)
  • Wrangler and Angler

(Acknowledgements to Mr John Stone for his valuable input)

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

A Dream Come True?

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Caveat Emptor!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Not telling
Date: Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: Apartment on [domain.com.au] 185 Broadway Ultimo NSW 2007 -$300 p/w
To: Gary Keven <auslong@hotmail.com>

Hi Gary


I'm actually going to be in Milan later this week.  


Can you give me your address over there and we can meet and I can grab the keys from you over there.






On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 9:55 AM, Gary Keven <auslong@hotmail.com> wrote:

Obviously we need a way to complete this deal that will allow us to make sure we receive what we are after. I have found a way for us to complete the deal safe and fast, and in this way you will receive the Keys in less than 2 days, if you  move fast as well. The solution is provided by a company called TNT which is similar to Fedex, DHL or UPS, which will handle the payment and delivery of the Keys.
    I have found a procedure that will allow us to make a fast and safe deal and through this way you will see it and decide if you will stay in the apt or not before I receive my payment. Please click on the link bellow to the TNT website to see how we can complete the deal safely and fast directly from the website of the company where the procedure is explained:

  Let me know if you are interested please because I really need to take care of this matter by the end of the next week.

On 3/8/2010 9:11 AM, ME wrote:

Hi Kevin


I am still looking but i would like to see the place before I sign any agreement.


Can you confirm the apartment number?





On Mon, Mar 8, 2010 at 3:51 AM, Gary Keven Long <auslong@hotmail.com> wrote:



I still have the apartment for rent. But i am presently on transfer from my place of work to Milan/Italy to head our branch over there (I have the keys with me).
I hope you are still interested and we can make the deal happen right away.
Obviously we need a safe way to complete this deal that will allow us to make sure we receive what we are after.I have found a way for us to complete the deal fast (2 days) and easy. The solution is a worldwide delivery company called TNT. TNT is similar to FedEx, DHL or UPS and they will provide assistance in handling the payment and delivery of the Keys.With this procedure you will be able to check the apartment before I receive the payment. http://www.tnt.com/express/en_gb/site/home/services.html
Like I said, I will pay for a 2 days delivery so you will receive the KEYS and LEASE AGREEMENT right away.
Let me know what you think.
Thank you!

Friday, 5 March 2010

There's nothing wrong with lookin' like the Joker!

Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with being characterised as the Joker ...

Hit And Run?

Those silly Israelis ... don't they realise that in Australia it doesn't count as a hit-and-run if you knock somebody off their bicycle ...