Professional???

Who would have thought that all the hours I've clocked in honing my skills as a professional Wii bowler would not translate to the real world?  Despite bowling an almost perfect game in the digital world (well, a 259 or something) my first foray onto the wood since gaining my pro status resulted in nothing but broken nails and a score that Barack Obama would not have been proud of.  Perhaps I should take a run for the presidency ...