- Bale and Whale
- Bark and Shark (Korea)
- Beef and Reef
- Bell and Shell
- Camel and Channel
- Charolais and Botany Bay
- Cud and Cod
- Cuds and Suds
- Dear and Spear
- Flounder and 1/4 Pounder
- Foal and Shoal
- Gallop and Scallop
- Gammon and Salmon
- Goat and Moat
- Grain and Drain
- Ham and Clam
- Hay and Spray
- Hoof and Hook
- Horn and Prawn
- Kesp and Kelp (for vegans)
- Kid and Squid
- Lamb and Clam
- Loam and Foam
- Moose and Sleuce
- Muscle and Mussel
- Mutton and Gold Button
- Paddock and Haddock
- Porker and Orca
- Quail and Sail
- Ravine and River?
- Rib and Jib
- Seal and Reel
- Shank and Tank
- Shin and Fin
- Ship and Shore
- Skippy and Pippi
- Snapper and Alpaca
- Snout and Trout
- Sod and Cod
- Spam and Clam
- Steak and Flake
- Steak and Lake
- Surf and Turf
- Swine and Brine
- Swine and Estuarine
- Tail and Scale
- Trotter and Otter
- Udder and Rudder
- Veal and Seal
- Venison and Fort Denison
- Vet and Net (Roadkill with Sardines)
- Wrangler and Angler
WALSH(To the Duke) I'm gonna have the steak. How about you, John?
THE DUKE I'm not hungry.
WALSH Well, then, get the lobster so I can get a little surf-and-turf action goin'.
(Acknowledgements to Mr John Stone for his valuable input)
2 comments:
Why I still remember the crap I took after dining on a Vet-and_Net pie from a cafe (long since closed) in Hexam. Yes-sirree nothing goes through you faster than week old ground beef with 3 day old sardines in a 2 day old pie.
Why I still remember the crap I took after dining on a Vet-and_Net pie from a cafe (long since closed) in Hexam. Yes-sirree nothing goes through you faster than week old ground beef with 3 day old sardines in a 2 day old pie.
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