JDJ

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. They hired a lovely young lady for the job.She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house immaculate. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit."But why?" asked the disappointed wife.She stammered around, finally saying she didn't want to say why. The wife was quite persistent, however, so the young lady finally said, "Well, on my day off a couple of months ago, I met this good-looking guy and ... well, I'm pregnant."The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."This plan was agreeable to everyone involved, so the maid stayed. The baby came, a boy, the couple adopted it, and all went well.After several months, though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, and found out that she was pregnant again. The three adults decided that since the arrangement was working out so well, they would simply expand it to include the new baby. The baby girl was born and life went on as usual.The young mother went back to work, and all was well for nearly two years, until the day she approached the wife and said, "I am definitely leaving this time."The wife was aghast. "Don't tell me you're pregnant again?""No," she said, "I just can't stand your fuckin' brats!"