Just because Robin Williams doesn't have a beard in a movie doesn't mean that it's not a Robin Williams beard movie

Something You Love?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/orlandos-seaworld-to-keep-killer-killer-whale-tilikum-even-after-death-of-dawn-brancheau/story-e6frf7jo-1225834595985

I love this line which always appears when somebody is killed whilst doing an activity they loved ...

"Brancheau, 40, died doing something she loved, her mother said."

Correction, Ms Brancheau's mother, she died failing miserably at something she loved.

Channel 7s 2010 Autumn Lineup

On the back of their historic merger with heavy equipment firm WesTrac (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/22/2826259.htm), Channel 7 have just announced their lineup featuring a plethora of dramas and reality shows that will be sure to dominate the ratings in 2010.

Monday
8pm - Me and My Tractor

Tuesday
7pm - The Biggest Tractor

Wednesday
8pm -  Australian Tractor

Thursday
6pm - So You Think You Can Drive a Tractor?

Friday
8pm - My Tractor Rules

Saturday
630pm - Who Wants To Drive A Tractor?

Sunday
6pm - The Secret Life of Tractors

The lineup will emphasise the harmony of quality home-grown drama mixed with big, heavy equipment.

Bid your buyers down

For anyone who is curious as to how to reduce their procurement costs here is an insightful article by an up'n'coming soon-to-be-Scientist.

Thank God ... truthfulness and honesty is Homer Hudson Ice Cream

Dear Sir

We have received your inquiry regarding Homer Hudson Ice Cream. We hope to start getting Homer Hudson back into our stores shortly. The supplier of Homer Hudson Ice Cream has gone out of business. There is now a new supplier for these lines and once they have built up there supply then of stock then we will be able to order and supply out stores.

I hope this is of help to you.

Regards

Representative
Administration Assistant
Perishables - Frozen Desserts, Ice Cream,
Poultry and Smallgoods
Woolworths Limited